Thursday, May 16, 2013

Great Indian Traffic Sense

              My fellow Indians already know all about Indian traffic sense and to my non Indian friends you can not even imagine until you visit India that what a different sense we have than the rest of the civilized world.
 Indian democracy reflects completely on our way of traveling on road. Sides are obsolete concept although hovercrafts are yet to be miniaturized but we have start practicing how to run over each other, left right doesn't matter all that matters is if you can get the tip of your vehicle in front of the other you will be able to move before him and that's all that matters being the first one to move it hardly matters if u have enough time to wait for two minutes. our punctuality reflects by the speed at which we drive. to save time at red lights we have invented a very unique method and that is to increase the speed so much that you get across the cross road before lights of your side turns red and even if they turns read by the time you reach the square then no body dares come in front your vehicle and zoom there you go.
             we Indians are in fact such big fans of punctuality that we value time over life although it is a known fact that we are seldom on time. We are busy without busy without business kind of people in terms of traffic sense we drive in a manner a person can drive only if its a matter of life or death to reach some where. If ever two people comes face to face and they have to apply breaks due to some confusion they will stare each other like to lions crossing through a territory and only one could have a claim to it, if no one says any thing every body will pass on or may be a few words are exchanges if one of the guy is in a hurry tension will not escalate but mostly both they guys not in a hurry actually they were just pretending to be so that others will let them pass so they will forget all about where they were going they will exchange abuses and if that does not decides the winner they they wrestle and if even that does not concludes then be prepared for a gang war.............................yes its quit common every body has a personal gang involving our friends brothers, cousins and colleagues this shows how closely knitted our society is...........................any ways another situation is that your vehicle touches someone's vehicle from behind he will instantly come out at you demanding compensation irrespective of any damage done or not but if the situation is reversed the very same person will tell you its no big deal even if he has punched a big hole in your car and by asking for a compensation you are violation his human rights !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            So my dear friends next time before you pick up your vehicle think of all the things you don't like about the traffic and make sure you do not practice the same things and more over be careful because you and you alone care about your safety on the road not the man in front of you or the man by your side cares about you so be careful about your mistakes and that of others, be safe drive sensibly 

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